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Reggie Braxton – “Flirtin’” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★⋆˙⟡☆ Smooth, jazzy, soulful, flirtin’ – all of the aforementioned are adjectives that aptly describe Reggie Braxton’s newly-arrived single “Flirtin’.” The singer-songwriter – as hard as it might be to find any definitive information about him (“age of…
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New album “Strawberry Skies” is out now!
Well, this feels surreal to type out, but… My 4th LP “Strawberry Skies” has arrived in its full glory~ Listen to the full album here, or buy a CD if you want to help a girl buy groceries! 🍰🍓💒 More…
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The Destination #13 – A Milky Morning
Now I am become powder of worlds, the Destroyer of rain. December 23rd, 2021, 7:49 AM Through the dark, I discern daytime. Through the silence, I can hear my own voice. I love to sing, sing until it is all so…
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I AP – “The Zookeeper” review
This review was paid for by rileyssmiley. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ In a strange turn of events, UFO artist (a term…
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The Destination #9 – Monumental Day for Superstitious Folks
Slow down, you crazy child – don’t you know that Pylaia waits for you? August 9, 2016, 6:33 AM Rest easy, Bernie. Shut those little eyelids of yours and catch a break, do – Pylaia waits for you. Until I see…
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New album “Strawberry Skies” out April 13th!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it is Strawberry Skies ahead! 🌄 My 4th full-length album “Strawberry Skies” – and I cannot believe I am saying this – is coming out on Monday, April 13th. A courageous…
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The Destination #8 – The Well-Tempered Brontosaurus / Pilgrimage the Second
If a child spends his entire infancy in his mother’s embrace, does he reckon himself as being of her stature, or does he realize that he is small, only propped on a step? March 23rd, 2009, 6.27 AM I am…
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Acting as Functional – “No Go Battle Zone” review
This review was paid for by Acting As Functional. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Acting as Functional and I go way back…
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“Strawberry Skies” out now!
Strawberry Skies is finally here, loud and proud for the world to admire 🍓🍰✨ I’ve lived in this era for a while now, and it was about damn time I let others in on a secret that’s long been brewing…
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The Destination #7 – Pilgrimage Boot Camp
Tibbit, tibbit, tibbibbibbit. March 21st, 2009, 6.30 AM My wicked ways find me in Orchomenus, Greece. I’ve long aspired to make it here… I’ve learned a lot by being a city girl, and I suppose Orchomenus is a city, only…
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The Heard Eye – “Free Everybody” review
Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Another day, another The Heard Eye feature. Except this tune is not new, no, not at all – “Free Everybody” is a track off the funk-rock collective’s 2023 album “Funkalypse.” That is to say, it has been…
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Darrell Kelley – “ICE Cold Killerz” review
This review was paid for by miamindmusic. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Have you made the grave mistake of reading the news…
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Solid Gold – “Government Grade” review
Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Music (and art at large) has always acted as a Trojan horse for political discourse. In 2026 more than ever before, with the United States up ablaze and the whole world down with it, politically charged art…
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New single “Strawberry Skies” out March 23rd!
Because even if all else fails, the sunrise remains strawberry-pink~ 🍓🍰 My new single “Strawberry Skies” (and its B-side “Nineteen”) will be released this Monday, March 23rd, 2026. This piece is my love letter to the dayspring, a 1970s-informed piano-rocker all…
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The Destination #6 – Trojan Horse / I Hate Poetry
February 22nd, 2015, 7.13 AM What if the car of the bus of the darkness of the light was but a lie?What if we were damned upon a blue, blue star?What if the phony of the telegram in my pony…
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The Destination #5 – Dishevel Heavened
A tree in roots in soil, a soil in Earth in world. In world a universe alight, in light, dark incarnate. January 29th, 2007, 7.41 AM Why do I pretend I’m complicated, when in reality, I am just blind? I…
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Acting as Functional – “Tick Tock Bump and Boom” review
This review was paid for by Acting As Functional. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 6/10 ★★★☆☆ Ladies and gentlemen, today I present you with…
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Danjul – “Dirty Playground” review
Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Danjul is an up-and-coming artist hailing from the land of all that is peculiar – Los Angeles, California. The singer-songwriter has a humble-yet-mighty backlog of singles in his arsenal, but I would say that his recent release…
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The Destination #2 – Letter of Discovery
Behold this fairyland I do… do not let it out of your sight not even for a moment, for you never know when it might flee. It has such tendencies. January 22nd 2026, 7.46 AM Philosophy is for the inept.…
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KIES – “You’re Golden” review
Final verdict: 6/10 ★★★☆☆ There are two types of “space music” out there: Louis Armstrong (space age), and Guernica (alien transmissions). Then there is KIES’ new single “You’re Golden,” which is rather preposterously queering the binary. Listen, I cannot understand what…
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Brei Carter – “Country Lives In Me” review
Final verdict: 7/10 ★★★⋆˙⟡☆ I thought I was a country girl for having grown up in the country, and I thought I was a country girl for maladaptively daydreaming about fleeing the city on a bicycle and settling somewhere in the…
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Dusty Edinger – “Welcome to Our Demise” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Dusty… Dusty, Dusty, Dusty. I love your stuff, man, I really do. This was a great song (as I will briefly attempt to demonstrate, though it really does speak for itself), but why does the cover have…
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I AP – “I.AP” review
This review was paid for by rileyssmiley. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ A person from Taiwan recently brought this record to my…
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Black Astronaut Records – “China Shop” review
This review was paid for by Black Astronaut Records. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ On this gloomy, gloomy Tuesday morning, I humbly…
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ai12die – “ai12die” review
This review was paid for by Black Astronaut Records. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 7/10 ★★⋆˙⟡☆☆ “Back in my day,” I say in my…
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Sabby – “Protirup” review
This review was paid for by Sabby. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Well… it has certainly been a while since I last…
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Fried Fred – “Nonchalant” review
This review was paid for by Fried Fred. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Another fortnight long elapsed, another hip-hop record in the…
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Darrell Kelley – “Sick of This” review
This review was paid for by miamindmusic. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Between the hip-hop/R&B hybrid stylings (peep the synth strings, the…
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Zachary Chacon – “Protest Song” review
This review was paid for by Zachary Chacon. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ A man of famously many names, Zachary Chacon is…
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Eigh8t the Chosen One – “Inner Conflict” review
This review was paid for by ellg87. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ To quote a dead guy, “people can’t articulate a complete…
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