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Amber Gomez – “I’m Not Black and Blue” review
Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ I’m not sure whether I’ve ever expressed this opinion out in the open, but man, I’m really not a fan of Taylor Swift. Questionable ethics aside, her music is… nothing to me, and that is her greatest sin in my humble opinion. To my ears, it is a big, meaty slab… Read more
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Jah-Femi Telewa – “Of Hip-Hop Alternative, the First Chronicle: Thus It Began” review
This review was paid for by Jah-Femi Telewa. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ You know, I’m not exactly a “hip-hop fan,” but I can always appreciate a well-cooked slice of the genre in question. Case in point;… Read more
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Cabbage Patch Kill Dolls – “Feeling Today” review
This review was paid for by Cabbage Patch Kill Dolls. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 7/10 ★★★⋆˙⟡☆ Hey – another Zachary Chacon project! You know him from the quite uniquely styled Hollywood Video Game Kill-Bot, which makes me wonder… Read more
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Blind Uncle Harry – “Kimberly Kankowski” review
Final verdict: 7/10 ★★★⋆˙⟡☆ This is a comedy rock type deal, I take it? I’m not saying this because “Kimberly Kankowski,” the new single by Blind Uncle Harry (to be released on December 4th of this year!), is a bad song – the tune itself is fine. But the lyrics it has on show at first… Read more
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The Heard Eye – “Plenty Love” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Man, when I read that The Heard Eye, the 5-piece outfit I was assigned to review on this cold Tuesday night, did “funk rock”, I was pumped to check them out. As a certified funky fellow, I love myself some funk to get down and funky to. Needless to say, I felt… Read more
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Order of Silence – “Solemn Monday” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ I have a lot of thoughts on this piece; though I will do my best to lay them out in an intelligible fashion, I don’t guarantee you anything. Order of Silence; a surprisingly mild rock band, unlike what its impossibly metal name may suggest. From what I’ve gathered, Order of Silence was… Read more
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Maya Mendez – “Through and Through” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ It’s been a while since I’ve last reviewed a nice, comfortable pop song, so here we go. The information my research provided me with is that Maya Mendez first hit the scene in February 2025 with the song “Have Your Fun” (which is a really pretty folk-pop tune, by the way! Check… Read more
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Hollywood Video Game Kill-Bot – “Cathedral” review
This review was paid for by Hollywood Video Game Kill-Bot. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Well… to say I felt bamboozled would be an understatement. Hollywood Video Game Kill-Bot’s (now say that fast three times) 2025… Read more
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orokamono – “Don’t Forget What You Came Here For” review
Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ On this cloudy, gloomy morning A realization came to me To keep my life luscious, spicy I could indulge in poetry Now you see, I am no poet In fact quite the opposite But I can try my very best to Review music in poetry And what better candidate there is… Read more

