rock music
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Brei Carter – “Country Lives In Me” review
Final verdict: 7/10 ★★★⋆˙⟡☆ I thought I was a country girl for having grown up in the country, and I thought I was a country girl for maladaptively daydreaming about fleeing the city on a bicycle and settling somewhere in the sunny meadows of rural Greece… But alas, here we have a country girl who not… Read more
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Dusty Edinger – “Welcome to Our Demise” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Dusty… Dusty, Dusty, Dusty. I love your stuff, man, I really do. This was a great song (as I will briefly attempt to demonstrate, though it really does speak for itself), but why does the cover have to be AI-generated? AI will be our demise, so isn’t this all a little ironic?… Read more
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I AP – “I.AP” review
This review was paid for by rileyssmiley. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ A person from Taiwan recently brought this record to my attention, prompted by what appeared to be no ulterior motive. According to them, they are… Read more
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Black Astronaut Records – “China Shop” review
This review was paid for by Black Astronaut Records. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ On this gloomy, gloomy Tuesday morning, I humbly bring to you Black Astronaut Records’ 2023 single “China Shop” – a ballad swingin’ with… Read more
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Sabby – “Protirup” review
This review was paid for by Sabby. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Well… it has certainly been a while since I last stumbled upon a song of such warmth. A song that heals the soul, a band-aid… Read more
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The Heard Eye – “Point of You” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Now this right here, this is funky, alright. I previously tackled The Heard Eye in a review of their “Plenty Love,” and one thing about their – objectively pretty groovy – work that I found plenty disappointing was the relative lack of funk. Sobriety in sound is a-okay, but it is not… Read more
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Logan Metz – “Sunrise/Overrated” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ By now, it would be no stretch of imagination to call me a person easily amused. Everything is interesting (and oftentimes fascinating) to me, and that can be taken to mean one of two things; either everything is indeed so peculiar as to warrant fancy, and I am right to recognize that… Read more
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Allen Brooks – “Caviar and Cigarettes” review
This review was paid for by bertbrooks. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ A nod to Queen’s 1974 classic “Killer Queen,” or an ode to indulgent living? Allen Brooks’ new single “Caviar and Cigarettes” could very well be… Read more
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Dusty Edinger – “Just Like Me” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Oh this, now this I dig. I cannot find an obnoxious way to segue into this the way I usually do, so here goes, nice and plain; this document is a review of Dusty Edinger’s new single, “Just Like Me” – a “manifesto,” if you will. I’ll tell ye what; unlike what… Read more

