music
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Darrell Kelley – “Sick of This” review
This review was paid for by miamindmusic. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Between the hip-hop/R&B hybrid stylings (peep the synth strings, the heavily autotuned vocals, and the generously syncopated rap flow, all of which vaguely remind me… Read more
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Zachary Chacon – “Protest Song” review
This review was paid for by Zachary Chacon. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ A man of famously many names, Zachary Chacon is back with yet another banger under yet another name (this time his own!). “Protest Song”… Read more
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Eigh8t the Chosen One – “Inner Conflict” review
This review was paid for by ellg87. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ To quote a dead guy, “people can’t articulate a complete thought without quoting someone else,” or something to that effect. So, to introduce Eigh8t the… Read more
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The Heard Eye – “Point of You” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Now this right here, this is funky, alright. I previously tackled The Heard Eye in a review of their “Plenty Love,” and one thing about their – objectively pretty groovy – work that I found plenty disappointing was the relative lack of funk. Sobriety in sound is a-okay, but it is not… Read more
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Logan Metz – “Sunrise/Overrated” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ By now, it would be no stretch of imagination to call me a person easily amused. Everything is interesting (and oftentimes fascinating) to me, and that can be taken to mean one of two things; either everything is indeed so peculiar as to warrant fancy, and I am right to recognize that… Read more
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Koinz – “Masked Up” review
Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Happy new year, everybody! To kick things off for this 2026, I present you with British artist Koinz’s latest single, “Masked Up.” It was released a month ago, and yet it was released last year. The Gregorian calendar is beyond peculiar. Koinz started his music career off as a DJ in the… Read more
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Bobby Wizdum – “Before Your Eyes” review
This review was paid for by Bobby Wizdum. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Now here comes a life’s story, all bottled up in a music album and made available for everyone to find meaning in – are… Read more
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Allen Brooks – “Caviar and Cigarettes” review
This review was paid for by bertbrooks. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ A nod to Queen’s 1974 classic “Killer Queen,” or an ode to indulgent living? Allen Brooks’ new single “Caviar and Cigarettes” could very well be… Read more
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Silia – “Demonstration EP” review
Final verdict: ??? Hey, look at me! I’m back in the trenches! Back in the trenches of reviewing whatever music tickles my literary fancy, that is. And since I released a new demo tape this last Friday, I thought, might as well, you know? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I possess free will! I am (for… Read more
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Joby Longyin – “Chicken and Cheese With a Siding of Peas” review
This review was paid for by cheesrr. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Man, the 2010s were a peculiar time. I was but a young fellow at the time and the screentime I was allowed was (thankfully) minimal,… Read more
