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Acting as Functional – “Tick Tock Bump and Boom” review
This review was paid for by Acting As Functional. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★☆☆ Ladies and gentlemen, today I present you with what might be the most impressive redemption arc in all of music history; do you… Read more
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I AP – “I.AP” review
This review was paid for by rileyssmiley. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ A person from Taiwan recently brought this record to my attention, prompted by what appeared to be no ulterior motive. According to them, they are… Read more
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Sabby – “Protirup” review
This review was paid for by Sabby. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Well… it has certainly been a while since I last stumbled upon a song of such warmth. A song that heals the soul, a band-aid… Read more
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Zachary Chacon – “Protest Song” review
This review was paid for by Zachary Chacon. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ A man of famously many names, Zachary Chacon is back with yet another banger under yet another name (this time his own!). “Protest Song”… Read more
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Eigh8t the Chosen One – “Inner Conflict” review
This review was paid for by ellg87. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ To quote a dead guy, “people can’t articulate a complete thought without quoting someone else,” or something to that effect. So, to introduce Eigh8t the… Read more
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The Heard Eye – “Point of You” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Now this right here, this is funky, alright. I previously tackled The Heard Eye in a review of their “Plenty Love,” and one thing about their – objectively pretty groovy – work that I found plenty disappointing was the relative lack of funk. Sobriety in sound is a-okay, but it is not… Read more
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Logan Metz – “Sunrise/Overrated” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ By now, it would be no stretch of imagination to call me a person easily amused. Everything is interesting (and oftentimes fascinating) to me, and that can be taken to mean one of two things; either everything is indeed so peculiar as to warrant fancy, and I am right to recognize that… Read more
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Silia – “Demonstration EP” review
Final verdict: ??? Hey, look at me! I’m back in the trenches! Back in the trenches of reviewing whatever music tickles my literary fancy, that is. And since I released a new demo tape this last Friday, I thought, might as well, you know? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I possess free will! I am (for… Read more
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Victor Ferrer – “Morningstar” review
This review was paid for by Victor Ferrer. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Artist spotlight Sunday! Artist spotlight Sunday! Dear everyone, behold Arizona-based singer-songwriter Victor Ferrer and his fresh new LP, “Morningstar.” Now I know what you… Read more
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Kaori Mochida – “qq” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ 2025 has been a much promising year for music. I admit I am not one to routinely seek out new releases, but it appears to me that the popstar archetype is back in full force (see: Lady Gaga and her brilliant new album “Mayhem,” Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan, both of which… Read more
