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The Destination #2 – Letter of Discovery
Behold this fairyland I do… do not let it out of your sight not even for a moment, for you never know when it might flee. It has such tendencies. January 22nd 2026, 7.46 AM Philosophy is for the inept. To contradict myself I intend not, but consider the following;…
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KIES – “You’re Golden” review
Final verdict: 6/10 ★★★☆☆ There are two types of “space music” out there: Louis Armstrong (space age), and Guernica (alien transmissions). Then there is KIES’ new single “You’re Golden,” which is rather preposterously queering the binary. Listen, I cannot understand what the guy is saying. His singing style can most aptly…
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Brei Carter – “Country Lives In Me” review
Final verdict: 7/10 ★★★⋆˙⟡☆ I thought I was a country girl for having grown up in the country, and I thought I was a country girl for maladaptively daydreaming about fleeing the city on a bicycle and settling somewhere in the sunny meadows of rural Greece… But alas, here we have…
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Dusty Edinger – “Welcome to Our Demise” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Dusty… Dusty, Dusty, Dusty. I love your stuff, man, I really do. This was a great song (as I will briefly attempt to demonstrate, though it really does speak for itself), but why does the cover have to be AI-generated? AI will be our demise, so isn’t…
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I AP – “I.AP” review
This review was paid for by rileyssmiley. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ A person from Taiwan recently brought this record to my attention, prompted by what appeared to be no ulterior motive.…
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Black Astronaut Records – “China Shop” review
This review was paid for by Black Astronaut Records. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ On this gloomy, gloomy Tuesday morning, I humbly bring to you Black Astronaut Records’ 2023 single “China Shop”…
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ai12die – “ai12die” review
This review was paid for by Black Astronaut Records. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 7/10 ★★⋆˙⟡☆☆ “Back in my day,” I say in my croaking old lady voice as I recline in my worn-out…
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Sabby – “Protirup” review
This review was paid for by Sabby. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Well… it has certainly been a while since I last stumbled upon a song of such warmth. A song that…
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Fried Fred – “Nonchalant” review
This review was paid for by Fried Fred. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Another fortnight long elapsed, another hip-hop record in the bag. I think that through my perusing this terrain, I…
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Darrell Kelley – “Sick of This” review
This review was paid for by miamindmusic. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Between the hip-hop/R&B hybrid stylings (peep the synth strings, the heavily autotuned vocals, and the generously syncopated rap flow, all…
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Zachary Chacon – “Protest Song” review
This review was paid for by Zachary Chacon. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ A man of famously many names, Zachary Chacon is back with yet another banger under yet another name (this…
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Eigh8t the Chosen One – “Inner Conflict” review
This review was paid for by ellg87. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ To quote a dead guy, “people can’t articulate a complete thought without quoting someone else,” or something to that effect.…
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The Heard Eye – “Point of You” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Now this right here, this is funky, alright. I previously tackled The Heard Eye in a review of their “Plenty Love,” and one thing about their – objectively pretty groovy – work that I found plenty disappointing was the relative lack of funk. Sobriety in sound is…
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Logan Metz – “Sunrise/Overrated” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ By now, it would be no stretch of imagination to call me a person easily amused. Everything is interesting (and oftentimes fascinating) to me, and that can be taken to mean one of two things; either everything is indeed so peculiar as to warrant fancy, and I…
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Koinz – “Masked Up” review
Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Happy new year, everybody! To kick things off for this 2026, I present you with British artist Koinz’s latest single, “Masked Up.” It was released a month ago, and yet it was released last year. The Gregorian calendar is beyond peculiar. Koinz started his music career off…
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Bobby Wizdum – “Before Your Eyes” review
This review was paid for by Bobby Wizdum. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Now here comes a life’s story, all bottled up in a music album and made available for everyone to…
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Allen Brooks – “Caviar and Cigarettes” review
This review was paid for by bertbrooks. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ A nod to Queen’s 1974 classic “Killer Queen,” or an ode to indulgent living? Allen Brooks’ new single “Caviar and…
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Silia – “Demonstration EP” review
Final verdict: ??? Hey, look at me! I’m back in the trenches! Back in the trenches of reviewing whatever music tickles my literary fancy, that is. And since I released a new demo tape this last Friday, I thought, might as well, you know? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I possess…
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Joby Longyin – “Chicken and Cheese With a Siding of Peas” review
This review was paid for by cheesrr. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Man, the 2010s were a peculiar time. I was but a young fellow at the time and the screentime I…
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New demo “Demonstration EP” out now!
Hello all, I am delighted (and equal parts anxious) to announce the release of my 1st demo tape, the spectacular “2025 Demo Tape: ‘Demonstration EP’”. Starting on December 19 2025 (which should be today, should I not be mistaken), it is available to be enjoyed on your favorite streaming service,…
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Dusty Edinger – “Just Like Me” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Oh this, now this I dig. I cannot find an obnoxious way to segue into this the way I usually do, so here goes, nice and plain; this document is a review of Dusty Edinger’s new single, “Just Like Me” – a “manifesto,” if you will. I’ll…
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Victor Ferrer – “Morningstar” review
This review was paid for by Victor Ferrer. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Artist spotlight Sunday! Artist spotlight Sunday! Dear everyone, behold Arizona-based singer-songwriter Victor Ferrer and his fresh new LP, “Morningstar.”…
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Alias Wayne – “Manifest Destiny” review
Final verdict: 6/10 ★★★☆☆ Well, here’s another narrative hole fer ye, fresh out the oven. I am generally a fan of fleshed-out americana – maybe because mentally, I am but a little boy from Texas, the world capital of American exotica. For reference, please consult my brand-spankin’-new review of the brand-spankin’-new…
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El Drifte – “Here the Holidays Is” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ ‘Tis the season! If my review of Seiko Matsuda’s winter-themed “North Wind” (1980) wasn’t enough ice-cold festivity to satisfy your reader’s fancy, here we got a proper, real, true, legit Christmas tune. By which I mean, it doesn’t dance around the meat, implying Christmas through winter-season…
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Kaori Mochida – “qq” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ 2025 has been a much promising year for music. I admit I am not one to routinely seek out new releases, but it appears to me that the popstar archetype is back in full force (see: Lady Gaga and her brilliant new album “Mayhem,” Sabrina Carpenter and…
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Seiko Matsuda – “North Wind” review
Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ It is that time of year again, folks – December, final round! There’s a lot of things to reminisce upon, many a blessing and equally many a lovely memory, but there are also quite a few regrets I exit the year bearing; I suppose everyone feels that…
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“Small Girl, Big World” concert on 12/12!
Small Girl, Big World (2025 Showcase) Lyssasmeni Gata KoinSEp (Episkopou Kitrous Nikolaou 4), Thessaloniki December 12th (FRI), 9.30PM (Christmas Special) Here we go again… Just before winter sets in for good, let’s all meet in a small, tucked away space and congest it with music and boundless love. Let’s collectively warm our…
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Amber Gomez – “I’m Not Black and Blue” review
Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ I’m not sure whether I’ve ever expressed this opinion out in the open, but man, I’m really not a fan of Taylor Swift. Questionable ethics aside, her music is… nothing to me, and that is her greatest sin in my humble opinion. To my ears, it…
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Jah-Femi Telewa – “Of Hip-Hop Alternative, the First Chronicle: Thus It Began” review
This review was paid for by Jah-Femi Telewa. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ You know, I’m not exactly a “hip-hop fan,” but I can always appreciate a well-cooked slice of the genre…
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Cabbage Patch Kill Dolls – “Feeling Today” review
This review was paid for by Cabbage Patch Kill Dolls. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 7/10 ★★★⋆˙⟡☆ Hey – another Zachary Chacon project! You know him from the quite uniquely styled Hollywood Video Game…
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