Silia Stamatiadis
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Brei Carter – “Country Lives In Me” review
Final verdict: 7/10 ★★★⋆˙⟡☆ I thought I was a country girl for having grown up in the country, and I thought I was a country girl for maladaptively daydreaming about fleeing the city on a bicycle and settling somewhere in the sunny meadows of rural Greece… But alas, here we have a country girl who not… Read more
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Dusty Edinger – “Welcome to Our Demise” review
Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Dusty… Dusty, Dusty, Dusty. I love your stuff, man, I really do. This was a great song (as I will briefly attempt to demonstrate, though it really does speak for itself), but why does the cover have to be AI-generated? AI will be our demise, so isn’t this all a little ironic?… Read more
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I AP – “I.AP” review
This review was paid for by rileyssmiley. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ A person from Taiwan recently brought this record to my attention, prompted by what appeared to be no ulterior motive. According to them, they are… Read more
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Black Astronaut Records – “China Shop” review
This review was paid for by Black Astronaut Records. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ On this gloomy, gloomy Tuesday morning, I humbly bring to you Black Astronaut Records’ 2023 single “China Shop” – a ballad swingin’ with… Read more
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ai12die – “ai12die” review
This review was paid for by Black Astronaut Records. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 7/10 ★★⋆˙⟡☆☆ “Back in my day,” I say in my croaking old lady voice as I recline in my worn-out armchair, “life was simpler. There… Read more
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Sabby – “Protirup” review
This review was paid for by Sabby. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ Well… it has certainly been a while since I last stumbled upon a song of such warmth. A song that heals the soul, a band-aid… Read more
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Fried Fred – “Nonchalant” review
This review was paid for by Fried Fred. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Another fortnight long elapsed, another hip-hop record in the bag. I think that through my perusing this terrain, I am starting to grow fond… Read more
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Darrell Kelley – “Sick of This” review
This review was paid for by miamindmusic. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ Between the hip-hop/R&B hybrid stylings (peep the synth strings, the heavily autotuned vocals, and the generously syncopated rap flow, all of which vaguely remind me… Read more
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Zachary Chacon – “Protest Song” review
This review was paid for by Zachary Chacon. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 8/10 ★★★★☆ A man of famously many names, Zachary Chacon is back with yet another banger under yet another name (this time his own!). “Protest Song”… Read more
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Eigh8t the Chosen One – “Inner Conflict” review
This review was paid for by ellg87. If you too want me to review your music, or any other release of your choosing, please place a commission here. Final verdict: 9/10 ★★★★⋆˙⟡ To quote a dead guy, “people can’t articulate a complete thought without quoting someone else,” or something to that effect. So, to introduce Eigh8t the… Read more
